S’been a little while.

Maybe more little than while, but I digress.

A couple more ESMs are up for yonder enjoyment.
More (Or just one) are on the way, as I still have recordings to go through.
If I wasn’t so lazy, this would probably be done faster.

Ah well.

Hate…you…cake…

So I managed to get some more recordings via Skype.
My internet is still being shit terrible, but from time to time it’s acceptable.

Mainly because during said time to time, it’s being jawesome.
Ah well, guess I has to deal with it for now.

I have around another hour or so of audio to go through.
Thus, ESMs are abound in the next whenever.
However, I did polish off one ESM moments ago out of recordings I got from Skirb.
ESM #40 is here. It’s uploaded, added, and the player is updated to show that.

Oh yeah, btw, cake is Skirb and Kaze at this moment.
I currently hate them a little bit. Skirb moreso than Kaze, but not by much.
You’ll find out why when you listen to the ESM.

Enjoy, and stay tuned for moar in the near future whenever.

An ESM-Related Update

I don’t have any recordings.
So no ESMs for a little while.
My internet connection has been shit terrible lately.
This is due to the network I usually jack being down.
I’m rotating between a couple alternates now.
MSN & Skype only work half the time because of this.

Moving on, ESM-status is currently non-existent.
Hope the title didn’t get your hopes up.

I can Dual-Wield ESMs

I just can’t seem to upload them.
Two more ESMs have been completed.

ESM 38: Pull A Button
&
ESM 39: Oreo Raped

I will upload them later.
Possibly tomorrow.
I would upload them now, but I’m being lazy.

Also, I am now finally out of recordings again.
OH SWEET CHRISTMAS, THAT’S STUPID FRESH!
RELEASE! THY NAME IS SY! *dies*

*added’d “SY” to Firefox Dictionary*

I WAS ERROR

It has been brought to my attention (Via Skirb, and Kaze.) that ESM 36 repeats part of itself for some reason I don’t know.

As such, I’ll look into it, and remove where it apparently repeats.
Then I’ll re-upload it.

Thanks go to Skirb & Kaze I suppose.

*added’d “Skirb” and “Kaze” to Firefox dictionary*

EDIT: It is fixed now. Enjoy.
EDIT EDIT: In the previous post I said ESM 36 was the complex one. I meant ESM 35.

ESM Trifecta

They’ve been uploaded now.

ESM 35: Net Rapist
ESM 36: PRIME!
ESM 37: Zombo Kombat

ESM 36 is over a half an hour long, but ESM 37 is barely over ten minutes.
So you see, it balances out in a way.

Also, ESM 35 is my most complexly made ESM. This is because I’ve been experimenting with layers. Layers makes timing much more precise. It also raises quality. Of course, you may not notice any difference.

*added’d “Zombo” and “Kombat” to ze Firefox dictionary*
*added’d “ze” to ze Firefox dictionary*

EDIT: Fixed my errars. *added’d “errars” to ze Firefox dictionary*

It’s a Quintuple Threat!

Okay, not really.
Unless you consider FIVE NEW ESMs to be threatening or something.
If so, there’s probably something wrong with thou.

So listen to ’em.

Wilt Thou Listen?
Yes
-> No

But Thou Must.
Wilt Thou Listen?
Yes
-> No

But Thou Must.
Wilt Thou Listen?
Yes
-> LET ME PICK NO YOU WHORE!

But Thou Must.
Wilt Thou Listen?
Yes
-> Fuck you!

But Thou Must.
Wilt Thou Listen?
Yes
-> Argh! DIE! *Attack*

But Thou Hast No Equipment. Also, Thou Must Listen.
Wilt Thou Listen?
Yes
-> /killself

Thou Art Dead.