I can Dual-Wield ESMs

I just can’t seem to upload them.
Two more ESMs have been completed.

ESM 38: Pull A Button
&
ESM 39: Oreo Raped

I will upload them later.
Possibly tomorrow.
I would upload them now, but I’m being lazy.

Also, I am now finally out of recordings again.
OH SWEET CHRISTMAS, THAT’S STUPID FRESH!
RELEASE! THY NAME IS SY! *dies*

*added’d “SY” to Firefox Dictionary*

I WAS ERROR

It has been brought to my attention (Via Skirb, and Kaze.) that ESM 36 repeats part of itself for some reason I don’t know.

As such, I’ll look into it, and remove where it apparently repeats.
Then I’ll re-upload it.

Thanks go to Skirb & Kaze I suppose.

*added’d “Skirb” and “Kaze” to Firefox dictionary*

EDIT: It is fixed now. Enjoy.
EDIT EDIT: In the previous post I said ESM 36 was the complex one. I meant ESM 35.

ESM Trifecta

They’ve been uploaded now.

ESM 35: Net Rapist
ESM 36: PRIME!
ESM 37: Zombo Kombat

ESM 36 is over a half an hour long, but ESM 37 is barely over ten minutes.
So you see, it balances out in a way.

Also, ESM 35 is my most complexly made ESM. This is because I’ve been experimenting with layers. Layers makes timing much more precise. It also raises quality. Of course, you may not notice any difference.

*added’d “Zombo” and “Kombat” to ze Firefox dictionary*
*added’d “ze” to ze Firefox dictionary*

EDIT: Fixed my errars. *added’d “errars” to ze Firefox dictionary*

I am a Hypocrite.

At least, for the moment. I am giving advice without following said advice. ‘course, I’m giving that advice to myself, but I digress.

I told myself to juggle less games.

Instead, I did the opposite.

…Fuck.

Oh, as to ESM status, I have recordings again, so I expect there will be some new ESMs sooner or later. I’m not currently sure as to how many. I DO have somewhere between 5 and 7 recordings to go through though. That’s over an hour of crap to listen to. Unfun.

*added’d “unfun”, and “ESM” to Firefox dictionary*

*added’d “added’d” to Firefox dictionary*

EDIT: MSN has been hating on me. Nurr.

It’s a Quintuple Threat!

Okay, not really.
Unless you consider FIVE NEW ESMs to be threatening or something.
If so, there’s probably something wrong with thou.

So listen to ’em.

Wilt Thou Listen?
Yes
-> No

But Thou Must.
Wilt Thou Listen?
Yes
-> No

But Thou Must.
Wilt Thou Listen?
Yes
-> LET ME PICK NO YOU WHORE!

But Thou Must.
Wilt Thou Listen?
Yes
-> Fuck you!

But Thou Must.
Wilt Thou Listen?
Yes
-> Argh! DIE! *Attack*

But Thou Hast No Equipment. Also, Thou Must Listen.
Wilt Thou Listen?
Yes
-> /killself

Thou Art Dead.

ESM Status: Eventually

I recently got a bunch of recordings from Fierce Deity.
Also, I’ve made a couple myself.
Thus, there should be an ESM sooner or later. Probably sooner, but with my luck later.

I still haven’t thought up what else to do with this thing.
I’m up for suggestions though.