{"id":67,"date":"2008-07-05T23:33:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-06T03:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/wp\/?p=67"},"modified":"2009-05-08T02:52:17","modified_gmt":"2009-05-08T06:52:17","slug":"my-monitor-is-rather-borked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/my-monitor-is-rather-borked\/","title":{"rendered":"My monitor is rather borked."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Which is why I haven&#8217;t been around much.<\/p>\n<p>You see, my monitor thinks that it&#8217;s funny to not display ANYTHING at all.<\/p>\n<p>So my sister, in her infinite wisdom of such things, applied Emergency Procedure #3 to it; Pick it up, and drop it.<\/p>\n<p>SOMEHOW THAT WORKED. BE AMAZED. That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Which is why I haven&#8217;t been around much. You see, my monitor thinks that it&#8217;s funny to not display ANYTHING at all. So my sister, in her infinite wisdom of such things, applied Emergency Procedure #3 to it; Pick it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/my-monitor-is-rather-borked\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[71],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":301,"href":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions\/301"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}