{"id":479,"date":"2010-01-19T10:58:12","date_gmt":"2010-01-19T14:58:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/?p=479"},"modified":"2013-10-13T06:08:27","modified_gmt":"2013-10-13T10:08:27","slug":"inconsistent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/inconsistent\/","title":{"rendered":"Inconsistent"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That title up there is more or less a one word description of how much of an amount of time I&#8217;m online for. It&#8217;s mainly due to life, or the comp being in use.<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully, it&#8217;s never been both at once.<\/p>\n<p>Moving on. I find I&#8217;ve been gaming a lot more, not counting the periods of time where I&#8217;m job hunting. So basically, gaming at night. It&#8217;s a lot like wearing sunglasses at night, minus the looking like an ass part. That last word keeps being read like ass-part to me for some reason. It sounds like an insult.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You fucking ass-part! That&#8217;s right! You&#8217;re not even <em>worth<\/em> an ass! You&#8217;re just a part of a much larger, much hairier scary thing! You ass-part!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t decided on whether or not it&#8217;s funny yet.<\/p>\n<p>Anyways, I guess that&#8217;s it. Oh wait, one more thing: Thanks for upgrading all my stuff and backing up my database and files, Fid!<\/p>\n<p>Now that&#8217;s it.<\/p>\n<p>EDIT: Oh yes, it&#8217;s funny. But its humour factor decreases exponentially over time. I call it the This Is Ass-parta Principle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That title up there is more or less a one word description of how much of an amount of time I&#8217;m online for. It&#8217;s mainly due to life, or the comp being in use. Thankfully, it&#8217;s never been both at &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/inconsistent\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[71],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=479"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":730,"href":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479\/revisions\/730"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}