{"id":47,"date":"2008-09-09T16:36:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-09T20:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/wp\/?p=47"},"modified":"2009-05-08T02:45:28","modified_gmt":"2009-05-08T06:45:28","slug":"its-a-quintuple-threat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/its-a-quintuple-threat\/","title":{"rendered":"It’s a Quintuple Threat!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Okay, not really.
Unless you consider FIVE NEW ESMs to be threatening or something.
If so, there’s probably something wrong with thou.<\/p>\n

So listen to ’em.<\/p>\n

Wilt Thou Listen?
Yes
-> No<\/p>\n

But Thou Must.
Wilt Thou Listen?
Yes
-> No<\/p>\n

But Thou Must.
Wilt Thou Listen?
Yes
-> LET ME PICK NO YOU WHORE!<\/p>\n

But Thou Must.
Wilt Thou Listen?
Yes
-> Fuck you!<\/p>\n

But Thou Must.
Wilt Thou Listen?
Yes
-> Argh! DIE! *Attack*<\/p>\n

But Thou Hast No Equipment. Also, Thou Must Listen.
Wilt Thou Listen?
Yes
-> \/killself<\/p>\n

Thou Art Dead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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