{"id":101,"date":"2008-04-18T20:04:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-19T00:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/wp\/?p=101"},"modified":"2013-10-13T05:41:15","modified_gmt":"2013-10-13T09:41:15","slug":"so-i-killed-a-spider-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/so-i-killed-a-spider-today\/","title":{"rendered":"So I killed a spider today."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was a milk spider.<br \/>\nI watched it crawl down the wall and start making a web in the corner.<br \/>\nI dunno, but I simply just kept watching as it tediously made its newest house.<br \/>\nAfter it finished, it just sat there.<br \/>\nAs I crushed it with the leg of the chair I was sitting on I wondered what the spider was thinking.<br \/>\nI also wondered if it watched the instant replay in spider afterlife.<\/p>\n<p>Then I thought about how karma could get me back in the future by having a strange plastic cylinder crush me as I moved into my house.<\/p>\n<p>One of the Future &#8220;Sy&#8221;s, I apologize. I has condemned your life.<br \/>\nMy bad.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Present Day Sy.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and in other news, ESM 13 is up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was a milk spider. I watched it crawl down the wall and start making a web in the corner. I dunno, but I simply just kept watching as it tediously made its newest house. After it finished, it just &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/so-i-killed-a-spider-today\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[71,69],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-esms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=101"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":646,"href":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions\/646"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}