{"id":206,"date":"2009-05-06T00:37:04","date_gmt":"2009-05-06T04:37:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/wp\/?page_id=206"},"modified":"2010-10-28T03:53:08","modified_gmt":"2010-10-28T07:53:08","slug":"epic-skype-maneuvers-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/sy.mpql.net\/blog\/epic-skype-maneuvers-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Epic Skype Maneuvers"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Epic Skype Maneuvers: They’re like Liquid Crack!<\/strong><\/span>
\nManeuver #63 – Premium Lager (Length 24:39)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Fierce Deity, Kaze, Kuri, and Josey<\/p>\n

Maneuver #62 – Waiting in Dreamland (Length 14:08)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Mew, Fierce Deity, Kaze, Kuri, Mew, and Josey<\/p>\n

Maneuver #61 – Jemima’s Witnesses (Length 24:01)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Xenyadot, Automatopia, Godgryphon, Kyasarin, Shadiko, Fierce Deity, Kotoyo, and Sonic<\/p>\n

Maneuver #60 – Shazam, bitch! (Length 4:57)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Xenyadot, Shadiko, Godgryphon, Automatopia, Fierce Deity, Sonic, Majora, and Kyasarin<\/p>\n

Maneuver #59 – Computer Virginity (Length 12:23)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Sonic, Xenyadot, Majora, Kotoyo, Kirsdarke, Automatopia, Kyasarin, and Fierce Deity<\/p>\n

Maneuver #58 – brb arson (Length 30:58)
\nHost: Skirb, and Starscream
\nGuests: Systemeth, Kirsdarke, Kyasarin, Fierce Deity, Sonic, Majora, Shadiko, Xenyadot, and Kotoyo<\/p>\n

Maneuver #57 – Kaze Does It Manually (Length 14:19)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Craze, and Shadiko<\/p>\n

Maneuver #56 – Let’s Go Wenching (Length 8:45)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Fierce Deity, Shadiko, Kirsdarke, and Xenyadot<\/p>\n

Maneuver #55 – Everyone Refutes Skirb (Length 17:20)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Kirsdarke, Craze, Skirb, Xenyadot, and Fierce Deity<\/p>\n

Maneuver #54 – Caps Lock Engaged (Length 14:30)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Craze, Fierce Deity, Skirb, and Kirsdarke<\/p>\n

Maneuver #53 – Force Your Way (Length 24:07)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Shadiko, Sonic, and Kibs<\/p>\n

Maneuver #52 – Tetra Kibs (Length 15:30)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Shadiko, and Kibs<\/p>\n

Maneuver #51 – Starskirb and his Plot Devices (Length 15:38)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Kirsdarke, Craze, Starskirb (Skirb plus his Starscream voice), and possibly Majora<\/p>\n

Maneuver #50 – A Happy New Year (Length 14:42)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Kirsdarke, Craze, Skirb, Kotoyo, Josey, and possibly Majora<\/p>\n

Maneuver #49 – Cars Before Bros (Length 24:11)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Craze, Kirsdarke, Majora, Kotoyo, Skirb, Josey<\/p>\n

Maneuver #48 – Inclined to Disagree (Length 23:47)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Mew, Kero, and Craze<\/p>\n

Maneuver #47 – Red Ring of Doom (Length 11:08)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Josey, Kibs, ChazFox, Skirb, and Craze<\/p>\n

Maneuver #46 – Gosh Darn Kajickle (Length 28:47)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Fierce Deity, Kibs, Craze, and Kirsdarke<\/p>\n

Maneuver #45 – A Shoddy Performance (Length 10:51)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Majora, Josey, and Craze<\/p>\n

Maneuver #44 – Tomato Rice Soup (Length 28:21)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Fierce Deity, Mew, Lynx, Craze, and Kibs<\/p>\n

Maneuver #43 – B Rock (Length 26:56)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Craze, Mew, Lynx, Mr. Pickles, and Double Dick<\/p>\n

Maneuver #42 – The Ultimate Answer (Length 26:57)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Fierce Deity, Craze, Lynx, Lynx’s Grandma, The Cave of Wonders, Dr. Claw and his cat<\/p>\n

Maneuver #41 – Monotypical (Length 20:09)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Craze, Skirb, Mew, and Starscream<\/p>\n

Maneuver #40 – Half Rant (Length 19:09)
\nHost: Skirb
\nGuests: Kirsdarke, Systemeth, and Craze<\/p>\n

Maneuver #39 – Oreo Raped (Length 16:08)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Lynx, Mew, Kirsdarke, Mr. Pickles, and Skirb<\/p>\n

Maneuver #38 – Pull A Button (Length 39:59)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Kyasarin, Kero, Lynx, Skirb, Mr. Pickles, and Craze<\/p>\n

Maneuver #37 – Zombo Kombat (Length 13:49)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Lynx, Skirb, Mr. Pickles, and Craze<\/p>\n

Maneuver #36 – PRIME! (Length 23:38)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Fierce Deity, Lynx, Skirb, Kyasarin, and Craze<\/p>\n

Maneuver #35 – Net Rapist (Length 19:58)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Majora, Kyasarin, Craze, and Lynx<\/p>\n

Maneuver #34 – Not Porn (Length 19:36)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Josey, and Craze<\/p>\n

Maneuver #33 – The Last Bite (Length 7:51)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Kyasarin, Mr. Pickles, Kero, and Craze<\/p>\n

Maneuver #32 – Orgies Make The World Go Round (Length 15:43)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Craze, Mr. Pickles, Fierce Deity, Kyasarin, Kero and Lynx<\/p>\n

Maneuver #31 – Carnival Whore (Length 30:02)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Fierce Deity, Josey, Kyasarin, Mr. Pickles, Kero, Lynx, Kirsdarke, and Craze<\/p>\n

Maneuver #30 – One Of Us (Length 12:20)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Fierce Deity, Kyasarin, Mr. Pickles, Kero, Lynx, Kirsdarke, Craze, and Mew<\/p>\n

Maneuver #29 – Bend up and down for MOMMY (Length 20:01)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Skirb, Kirsdarke, Craze, and Mew<\/p>\n

Maneuver #28 – Lazer Beak LOTIONDOKEN! (Length 15:32)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Craze, and Skirb<\/p>\n

Maneuver #27 – Iron Skillet (Length 11:59)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Skirb, Kirsdarke, Kero, Fierce Deity, Majora, and Craze, with Double Dick as the intro person<\/p>\n

Maneuver #26 – Skypethirst (Length 12:00)
\nHost: Kirsdarke
\nGuests: Systemeth, Craze, Kero, and Skirb<\/p>\n

Maneuver #25 – Lame PAWNCH (Length 15:21)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Craze, and Chazfox<\/p>\n

Maneuver #24 – Keywords: epic camp puny jump (Length 15:44)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Kirsdarke, Craze, Kero, Mew, and Lynx<\/p>\n

Maneuver #23 – Untitled Awesome (Length 15:43)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Kero, Skirb, Kirsdarke, Craze, and Lynx<\/p>\n

Maneuver #22 – Kaze 2.1 (Length 30:47)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Kirsdarke, Kero, Craze, and Skirb<\/p>\n

Maneuver #21 – Sy is a Lazy Bastard (Length 9:27)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Kirsdarke, Kero, Mew and Chazfox<\/p>\n

Maneuver #20 – Backslash Rant (Length 21:36)
\nHost: Craze
\nGuests: Systemeth, Kirsdarke, Kero, Mew and Chazfox<\/p>\n

Maneuver #19 – An Epic Twilight Maneuver: World of WoWcraft (Length 15:11)
\nHost: Mew
\nGuests: Systemeth, Kirsdarke, Kero, and Chazfox<\/p>\n

Maneuver #18 – Holy shit! A stupid motherfucker! (Length 11:10)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Mew, Skirb, and Craze<\/p>\n

Maneuver #17 – An Epic Motherly Story About Crossdressing And Darke’s Fetishes (Length 13:37)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Kirsdarke, Craze, Mew, and Kotoyo<\/p>\n

Maneuver #16 – An Epic Speed Maneuver: Funsty (Length 10:57)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Craze, Kirsdarke, Mew, Fierce Deity, ChazFox, Double Dick, Mr. Pickles, and potentially Lynx<\/p>\n

Maneuver #15 – The Porn Folder of Kaze (Length 23:09)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Craze, Kirsdarke, Mew, Fierce Deity, ChazFox, Mr. Pickles, and Gutsman’s Ass (BA-NAAAAAAH!!!)<\/p>\n

Maneuver #14 – Witty Title (Length 14:22)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Craze, Kirsdarke, Mew, Fierce Deity, ChazFox, Mr. Pickles<\/p>\n

Maneuver #13 – Donkeybong! (Length 33:48)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Craze, Kirsdarke, and Skirb<\/p>\n

Maneuver #12 – Kaze Needs To Wake The Fuck Up (Length 24:03)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Mew, Kero, and Lynx<\/p>\n

Maneuver #11 – Darth Blender and his Buttery Gyrating Cookies (Length 25:54)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Mew, Lynx, and Mr. Pickles (Dan)<\/p>\n

Maneuver #10 – Lynx Rants (Length 2:48)
\nHost: Mew
\nGuests: Lynx, and Craze<\/p>\n

Maneuver #9 – The Interweb And Dead Babies (Length 30:06)
\nHost: Mew
\nGuests: Systemeth, Double Dick, Lynx, and Craze<\/p>\n

Maneuver #8 – Boatload of Shenanigans (Length 11:31)
\nHost: Skirb
\nGuests: Systemeth, Mew, and Craze<\/p>\n

Maneuver #7 – Hoes Before Bros (Length 15:47)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Mew, Lynx, and Craze<\/p>\n

Maneuver #6 – Donut Herpes (Length 29:47)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Mew, Fierce Deity, Dan (Dansicle), and Craze<\/p>\n

Maneuver #5 – Retarded Zelda Bushes and Pok\u00e9mon Poetry (Length 16:00)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Lynx, Kirsdarke, Dansicle, Craze, and Skirb<\/p>\n

Maneuver #4 – Justice Guy, Apply Directly To Forehead (Length 27:41)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Fierce Deity, Kirsdarke, Craze, Skirb, Kibs, and Kotoyo<\/p>\n

Maneuver #3 – Speaking Of Rape And Fat Clown Asses (Length 13:06)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Fierce Deity, Kirsdarke, Craze, Firebird, Kibs, and Skirb<\/p>\n

Maneuver #2 – Something Epic Is Born (Length 15:17)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Fierce Deity, Craze, and Skirb<\/p>\n

Maneuver #1 – Bananaocolate Pancakes (Length 23:56)
\nHost: Systemeth
\nGuests: Fierce Deity, Craze, and Kotoyo<\/td>\n

DL Links<\/strong><\/span>
\n(NEW!) ESM #63<\/a><\/p>\n

(NEW!) ESM #62<\/a><\/p>\n

ESM #61<\/a><\/p>\n

ESM #60<\/a><\/p>\n

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